Nothing like a mothers love!

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Me that is.

So, last night, before Tony had to go to work, I was sending him off with a good start to his day.

We turned on a movie for noah, went in our room and locked the door.  Oh, about 15 min later we hear noah talking..and not like he’s talking to himself, he’s having a conversation.  My immediate thought was “oh shit, the last  person i called was my dad.  what if he picked up my phone and hit the green button”….right about the time i get to the door and open it, noah is there. “IT’S PAPA, he wants to talk to you” OH SHIT.

I take the phone, and at this point i am laughing histerically. I got caught having sex. my dad now knows i have sex (said kid was not enough proof).  I take phone, laughing ot hard to talk and my dad, the comedian says “I got a new basketball hoop today, and a new golf set today, adn I am watching a movie, and my mom and dad are f!@#$%g”…I know Noah didn’t say the last part, dad was ad libing like he does best….

I say, “i will call you back”…it took me an hour to work the nerve up to call him back. I am 26, married, and 2 kids, he KNOWS i have sex.  I am sure he is just thinking it’s just my pay back.  I am just glad I don’t know when I  interrutpted them, except for that 1 time.  LOL

Ya, just talked to her, she already knows.  Boy, will I be red faced all day.

Me that is.

So, last night, before Tony had to go to work, I was sending him off with a good start to his day.

We turned on a movie for noah, went in our room and locked the door.  Oh, about 15 min later we hear noah talking..and not like he’s talking to himself, he’s having a conversation.  My immediate thought was “oh shit, the last  person i called was my dad.  what if he picked up my phone and hit the green button”….right about the time i get to the door and open it, noah is there. “IT’S PAPA, he wants to talk to you” OH SHIT.

I take the phone, and at this point i am laughing histerically. I got caught having sex. my dad now knows i have sex (said kid was not enough proof).  I take phone, laughing ot hard to talk and my dad, the comedian says “I got a new basketball hoop today, and a new golf set today, adn I am watching a movie, and my mom and dad are f!@#$%g”…I know Noah didn’t say the last part, dad was ad libing like he does best….

I say, “i will call you back”…it took me an hour to work the nerve up to call him back. I am 26, married, and 2 kids, he KNOWS i have sex.  I am sure he is just thinking it’s just my pay back.  I am just glad I don’t know when I  interrutpted them, except for that 1 time.  LOL

Ya, just talked to her, she already knows.  Boy, will I be red faced all day.

ok, after all my bitching about Tony, he did work 68.5 hours last week.  maybe I should cut him SOME slack…

nah.

awesome.  for those who like a smooth surface, uh hmmm, down there. 

tried it today.  nice.  smooth as a baby’s bottom.

been a little more than an hour since last post.

tony has broke a tooth in half at work and i washed a pair of his work pants with regular clothes.  they now smell like ass.  i mean gas.  OMG, i can’t take much more.  really.

I am certifiable today.

We’ll start with last night.  I was in my room folding the 4 loads of laundry I have been putting off for a week. tony comes inthe room, pushes the clothes over, and goes to sleep.  WTF. How rude. I have been home, all day, cleaning.  I went and picked up dinner EVEN THOUGH he was on his way home and didn’t wanna stop. So I fold the clothes.

Then at about, oh geeze, 4 or so Noah starts coughing and coughing and coughing till he throws up.  Poor baby.  I am exhausted, he had been coughing all night anyway, i gave him some medicine put the vicks on his feet with socks (didn’t do shit).  So tony is getting up and going to work at 430, I am thisclose to asking if I can go to work for him today and he stay home.  I fall back asleep, noah is back to sleep..whining in his sleep, and he’s hoarse.  my poor baby.

Well, 8 rolls around and noah is sleeping soundly, Jacob, not so much.  screaming like a banshee more like it.  I get up, begrudgingly (how do you spell that) and I get him fed and dressed.  Had to give him my last oatmeal pack because we were out of food.  So, i get him dressed, so when noah gets up we can go the grocery store.  9 comes along, 10 comes along, I believe it was closer to 11 when Noah decides to wake up…I’m so jealous of him too..poor thing tho, is still sick…sounds so hoarse.

We eventually make our way to walmart.  I had to do all the shopping, we needed, oh, EVERYTHING. Jacob was so bad.  taking shit out, throwing it.  adding shit in (2 boxes of fruity cheerios, thank goodness I caught that).  he was then trying to eat things thru the bags.  THEN, noah said “mom, my underwear are wet” oh. shit. ya. so apparently in addition to this cough thing he has, he’s got the lovely “don’t fart or you’ll shit yourself bug”…I am the worlds worse mom.  I did check and it was just a little…more water than anything.  I have a buggy FULL, i mean in addition to Jacob throwing things out, they were falling out anyway…all i had left to get was roast beef and french bread, and a king cake.  so, i made him wait till i was done and we got home.

Lucky for jacob, as soon as we got in the van his song “low”  came on and he  started smiling so cute and dancing and clapping…so, instead of dropping him off at the corner like I intended to I let him come home.

Did i mention it’s like 1:15…and I still have the rest of the day to go with this mess.

oh, and the house was soooooooooo clean yesterday.  Today.  NOT.AT.ALL.

SHOOT ME.  I gave noah some cough medicine, melts on his tongue…seems to be working so far! 

Noah was just in the room with Tony and asked him if he would light the “special” candles that mom and dad use when they have “talks”  OMG!!  LOL.  How funny…see what I get for trying to make our room more romantic.  And, may I say.  WOW, tony and I have never talked so much in the last 6 years as we have this last month or so.  It’s nice.  Good for our relationship.

Life is going good.  Bills are getting paid.  Noah is waiting to find out if Mimi will be his “Mary Jane Watson”…LOL.

i can’t remember the last time i have had such a lazy day, and i was not dying with an icepick in my head or over the toilet all day.  I actually did start to get a headache, but with a combination of meds, and a 2 hr nap,  I seem to have gotten rid of it!!

I just started a load of laundry, just so I could say i did something today. 

Jacob is such a doll.  ok, monster is more like it.  regardless, I could just eat him up.  This am he ate his sausages with his breakfast, then his afternoon he partook in some chips and salsa (medium) with me.  He’s so darn cute.  His love for food is obviously from me.  Noah, eats nothing but junk, like his father.  NO, chips and salsa and sausages are not junk.  LOL. 

I’ve been working on my budget all am.  Heidi, I am on the wagon again and doing great.  You’d be disappointed if you asked me how it’s been going.  But, I am totally happy.

Tomorrow we’re going to a mardis gras parade and meeting with the infamous Mimi and her fmaily, i hope to get pics (and permission) to post them.  These kids are too darn cute.